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Depressing world views are a dime a dozen
The catch being mine is completely and utterly right forever and ever
Created on 2006-05-29 18:20:10 (#10338874), last updated 2009-08-07
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Basic Info| Name: | The Vile Mr.Depressive |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-10-03 |
| Location: | Columbus, Ohio, United States |
BioMy list of interests is far from complete. I got hungry half way through it!
The following are true statements:
Wikipedia is a factual database of all information in the universe. It can kill up to 23 hours of your life in a sitting.
Captain America is the begining and end of super heroes. He defends America, even though it is not the America he wishes it were. That makes him angsty. Angst makes the hero. No lie.
The Joker is the only reason DC comics exists.
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HA HA HA!" - that line proves two things. Alan Moore is better than you and the Joker always gets the best lines.
Geoff Johns can write anything in the world and make it sound freaking awesome.
Alan Moore is also the reason Green Lantern is still cool.
Ed Brubaker = The second most loved person on earth in regards to my heart
Megadeth is awesome. Metallica totally regrets not riding the Dave Mustaine train all the way to the awesome bank of awesomeness.
I burn in the moonlight.
When I was in like the fourth grade everyone said there would be hoverboards like on Back to the Future, but they never came out. Some dude told me he had one but he must have been lying because they never even made those boards. I can't even begin to describe how utterly upset I am that there are no hoverboards. I was going to have one and fly around while making whooshing noises. I was going to freaking do tricks and spin and grip my board and be all cool. But no, you ruined that for me, Hasbro. Also I recall someone saying they were made but then they were recalled because some kid died a horrible death. Snoopes.com has yet to break the news but I'm going to have to believe that this part of my childhood was all a lie. Damn you, cruel world.
The following are true statements:
Wikipedia is a factual database of all information in the universe. It can kill up to 23 hours of your life in a sitting.
Captain America is the begining and end of super heroes. He defends America, even though it is not the America he wishes it were. That makes him angsty. Angst makes the hero. No lie.
The Joker is the only reason DC comics exists.
"If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! HA HA HA!" - that line proves two things. Alan Moore is better than you and the Joker always gets the best lines.
Geoff Johns can write anything in the world and make it sound freaking awesome.
Alan Moore is also the reason Green Lantern is still cool.
Ed Brubaker = The second most loved person on earth in regards to my heart
Megadeth is awesome. Metallica totally regrets not riding the Dave Mustaine train all the way to the awesome bank of awesomeness.
I burn in the moonlight.
When I was in like the fourth grade everyone said there would be hoverboards like on Back to the Future, but they never came out. Some dude told me he had one but he must have been lying because they never even made those boards. I can't even begin to describe how utterly upset I am that there are no hoverboards. I was going to have one and fly around while making whooshing noises. I was going to freaking do tricks and spin and grip my board and be all cool. But no, you ruined that for me, Hasbro. Also I recall someone saying they were made but then they were recalled because some kid died a horrible death. Snoopes.com has yet to break the news but I'm going to have to believe that this part of my childhood was all a lie. Damn you, cruel world.
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batman, beer, books of magic, captain america, changeling, coconut rum, comics, cows and/or steak, decepticons, fish, gaiman, get rich quick schemes, green lantern, hellblazer, hoverboards, miracle whip, monkeys, mustard, stephen king, tacos, the dark tower, tomato, transformers, turkey, vampires, werewolves, whole wheat bread, zombies
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